As a passenger, I personally observed the following picture:

We go with the camarade, turn around and see standing gauges. The one who with a stick, in the rank of a plumber, makes an unrecognizable gesture, like an eighth in the air. Comrade passes by quietly.

Minute by minute, these gauges catch us, with all the illumination and the matyugalnik. have stopped. A full captain approaches the driver’s door, looks at the documents and is interested in:

- Sergey Nikolaevich, why did you not stop at the request?
"Because the rules say that the inspector must point to me and indicate where to stop, but I am not obliged to understand these fintiflushes.

The captain turns toward his car and calls the flag. When it grumbles, the cap gives out the phrase that has cut us off:

- Sergey Nikolaevich, please repeat to this ostolop what you just explained to me.

We left in a good mood.