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 26.08.2013
The aircraft of the Israeli airline flies on the route Tel Aviv - Verona.
Of the 160 passengers, about 120 were religious Jews, clearly Sephards, with numerous children. The children are carried on the plane, their moms and dads shout on the children and scream with each other. In short, the camp has already gone to heaven. The remaining passengers desperately turn to the crew, but the crew is helpless.
A plane is not a bus for you, you won’t stop at the sidewalk and you won’t put out hooligans.
A couple of young Israelis sit in the front rows. Desperate to fall asleep or at least rest, one of them, a 30-year-old woman, stands up in the passage and slowly removes her blouse, and then the underwear. All the religious immediately silenced, covering their eyes and children. In the prevailing silence, the young woman says loudly that if there is no silence in the plane, she will take off her pants too. Her friends promise to do the same.

Before Verona in the room was quiet and quiet.
We fully support this initiative to educate children and religious fanatics!
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1308/o130825.html#3
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