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 01.09.2013
There were mice in the apartment. The cat does not catch them. I left the house and my daughter stayed at home. At 1 o’clock in the evening, I sent her a message:
I caught and killed a mouse. Am I better than cats?! to
A second minute later:
I’m better than a cat, but I’m bad.
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