Beginning of the 90s, studies at the Military University, Military Law Faculty,

training corps, a group of healthy young guys, 28 people who, as

Always at this age, greedy for female attention.

There is a classroom in our group, a regular class, three rows of ordinary classes.

table side by door, face to face with the teacher's table on the elevation

20 cm, behind the board, behind the board (behind the wall) the chief's office

The Faculty.

Leads the class beautiful spectacular girl, legs from ears, spikes,

A young woman, a feminist who knows the price of herself, who doesn’t call us otherwise.

It’s a contempt for “men.” She came to class in a mini-jacket, a shirt.

by cutting, on the spikes, in general, the impression of "irritating" is very stable.

I’m in the front row, in front of the teacher’s desk.

There’s a job right there.

Suddenly I see a cute mouse coming out of the teacher’s table.

Small, small and funny. I am without a back-thinking, from surprise

(for the first time in 2 years), I push my neighbor’s elbow and say in half a voice, “Oh,

“Look at the mouse!” The neighbor heard me, yes, but didn’t have time to react. trouble

What she heard and she...

You probably guess what should happen, but how does it happen?

It happened!

The glasses were crying, the walls were trembling, the students were trembling and frozen.

The shock. Our teacher with open eyes, without rushing,

interrupted by half a word, with a twist, in my opinion, even without pushing away

From the floor, like a ninja climbing on the teaching table with his back to us,

ceasing to whistle even during inhalation, on the tubes (like in the toilet)

Hold your hands at the table! Presented the posture? And it visits! Here is

From the big letter. It was a shock for me, too.

The others? They have not heard of the mouse. For them it looked like

A beautiful superstitious girl, cut off, suddenly jumped to the table, very

Comfortably on the corks arranged his most appetizing part of the body at the level

our eyes and stretched, long, curled as a wolf on

The damned wall on the wall.

Here the door flies from the cock and enters the office with the burning righteous.

with angry eyes, to help the raped lady, like a knight, our nachfak (above)

2 meters in height and 3 in width). It freezes, first

acoustic shock, then in shock.

I presented a picture, right? Cabinet, three rows of parts, behind them with square

The eyes, the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, the eyes,

Back to them, in a shattered mini jersey, cancer on the corks, on the table.

The elevation is on the plate, outstretched, baggery from the roof, s

with unfocused eyes, a madly beautiful girl...

The building trembles.

And like in cartoons, in the doors one above the other the heads of students from

neighboring cabinets, with freezing as they appear the same

expressions on the faces.

Here the mouse withdrew from the shock and slipped somewhere, leaving a lump. The Sirene

have turned off. Red as a cancer predecessor quietly descended from the table, gathered things

and left. We never saw her again...