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 07.09.2013
XXX: What is it? How do you feel about your Italian macho?
WOW: Yes as usual. No day without fun... yesterday night, we lie next to it, well it all goes... he slowly clothes me and whispers gently: *you are so beautiful... I have never seen anything so beautiful *... well I naturally lie down, everything has been separated... and then he continues after a second of silence: * this is despite the fact that I saw Kaka playing for Milan... *
Tagged: ahahahahahahahah
WOW: He later justified that he said this only because I was watching football...I had to evaluate all the power of the comparison)
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