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 07.09.2013
A tribe of angels, for whom even the word fool is unacceptable, burned on September 3.
Remember the anecdote, when Vovochka comes from school on September 1 and, throwing the backpack in the corner, asks the parents:
“I didn’t understand... And... why didn’t anyone warn me that this hyunja would stretch for 10 years?! to

The wolf was a wise man – he passed through the whole situation on the first day. And our child faithfully believed that it was so festive everything and will be forever, or rather, until the institute.
So, on the 2nd, she came home in cuddles and became a princess-princess. And most importantly - very happy with her entry into a new after kindergarten "adult" life. Shrinking from enthusiasm, it was like a tractor Belarus and day and evening, and if we did not put the fairy tales, then the night.

But, as they say, day by day does not happen. Our Anjuta the next day "traced" out of school not in such a rainbow mood. No, not at all happy. Leaving the backpack in the hallway, she quietly washed her pants, and quietly sat down at the kitchen table without even changing clothes.
What happened? - the mother worsened (+ a lot of questions about who hurt, about the stomach, etc.) is
Nothing happened. Just bad everything... - swirling with his legs, the child slowly reacted.
...??? to
“You know, Mom, I liked school.
“Why, Nushchek, you were so excited yesterday?
“Yesterday was Euphoria, and today came reality... Right, Lera of the 2nd grade said at the change that it was all complete HERR. I don’t really know what that is, but I agree.

As the whole family fell into stupor, for two minutes there was silence.
And the child, scrolling something in his head, smiled, jumped off the chair and went to the room to change clothes with the question:
Do you remember telling me that you could finish school a few years earlier? Eastern seems to be. Can you explain in detail how this is?

PS: Welcome to adult life.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1309/o130906.html#6
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