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 07.08.2008
XXX: Fuck, again: if you have a 1MB channel at home, then even if you are a hundred comps hanging, it will not be wider. So the providers are going to fuck.
YYY: Well, they see, not just these restrictions.
XXX: Dima, I have already given you examples with fire roads and other things to bring. Let’s be easier. Do you drink vodka?
YYY : YYY!
XXX: Here, let’s imagine that she has 0.5. You can drink it in one haru, you can with me, you can with the fools, you can with a cue of the hottest beetle. If you drink this half-liter by ten, will there be more vodka in it?
YYY: It is not easy.
XXX: Now imagine that in the store they sell a bottle ONLY on the condition that you drink it alone.
YYY: Fuck, these providers are all fooled!
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