X: I left for a moment, left the laptop on the couch, my girlfriend was sitting next to me.
I go back unnoticed, the girl ticks the plug in the headset hole and whisper "beware of the laptop, now I rape you" after which a whispering chilling voice says "oh no, but not the plug from the headphones, not", "uhahhaha, as it is necessary, now you will learn how to remove the music from the contact". My jaw hanged off, she noticed me quickly put a laptop and pretended as if she was doing nothing, singing a song whatever it was.