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 08.09.2013
[xxx] Played a total thief new for Sparta
XXX was attacked. Force ratio of 1/3
[xxx] I placed a pair of squads of copers on all passages to the point of capture, and I ordered the shore armies to carry out the tactics of exhaustion.
A third of the enemy landed. killed all of them. The ratio was on my side.
[xxx] All the others are displaced. I am building a new line of defense. I close the holes. I wait. Archery enter the ranks of spy carriers and open fire - miraculously kill the commander.
[xxx] And here is the enemy’s first squad from the run-up hitting on my spies...
xxx and that is all. The game flew.
[xxx] This battle lasted for an hour. What a fucking shit. All my diamond fruits in military tactics and strategy have gone nowhere.
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[yyy] If your story were a movie, I would say it has a very sudden ending.)
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx You sit in the cinema and watch "300 Spartans". Before the battle, Leonid speaks of courage and courage. In the next scene, they run against each other. And here is the first Persian with screams and a spear in his hand jumps on Leonid and here on the screen a huge window of the screw, a characteristic sound and it is written - "The app finishes the work. Do you want to report the error to our experts?"
[yyy] =D
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