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 10.09.2013
Danny :
I’m offended by the domestic food industry (I wanted to drink yogurt or something like that. I picked up a bottle with the inscription “Dessert milk.” It turned out to be a beverage (as the manufacturers believe) pudding. The Pudding! The drink! by GADY! While I was trying to dry it out of this bottle, I was so upset that, sorry, any porn actor can give a master class of oral sex (
and Sanya:
A personal experience? = = )

Danny :
Unfortunately.

and Sanya:
and ROFL

Danny :
Write it, nothing funny! I had to stop doing this.

and Sanya:
by Pascal)
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