FR: A year ago I worked a taxi. In this firm every day we were sent illiterate SMS-inspired in the style: "Go work order the darkness of the mountains awaits!!!!1"
It was time to run away from them, and the SIM card I used to receive orders left for black days. I got a phone with two SIMs. And now every morning begins for me with the simultaneous arrival of two essays on two sims:

1) Oh you guys! Taxi in the city is now twice as cheap! Call and order!

2) The driver Prices for customers increased by 40%! Go out and make money!