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 11.09.2013
I was on a business trip, in the evening I called a long-time friend living in this city, it was necessary to discuss general issues, decided to meet in a quiet restaurant, we sit, talk, dinner and drink, my friend from the series - "for the best of money smells", behind the neighboring table two girls aged 17-18, one openly looks at a friend, shoots with the eyes. I quietly say to him, “I think you will be hunted now”, “he looked around, looked at the girls, they perceived it as a sign of attention – and one of them stands up, writes something on a towel, and passes by, putting it on the table next to him. He unfolds - there is a telephone number))) He writes something on a towel and puts it on their table. The girl returns, reads, and the smile flies from her face))) She didn't look at him anymore)))
I ask - "you what did you write there?" - "Hypothek, car in loan, three children and wife - a judoist"
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