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 11.09.2013
I barely woke up today...

I go out in the morning, smoke a cigarette... and smoked it for two stretches...

I have a house 50-60 meters from the railway branch, and there... tanks burn, smoke...
There were fires, hurricanes, menta pieces of 30-40 cars in total, the people ran, struck, boiled... somebody was loaded in the hurricanes.

I think the fucking, stitched, rushed home cat to pick up and drop and on the way back I look at the poster at the door, said today we have large exercises, evacuation will be, etc.
and I and the cat under the mouse run to the car, all the money from the ass caught)))))

The fucking morning.
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