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 20.09.2013
I am a cat. I am a predator. I attack when the victim is defenseless. His wife is gone, and now that I open the bathroom door, he will have to pull his thin ass out of the warm water and slide over the cold floor under the slides to close it! Mo-ha ha ha ha!
What!! He tied a rope to the door to close the door without getting out of the bathroom. Only six months later! He studied at Baumanka for five years.
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