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 22.09.2013
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> Brake – the helicopter’s lunch. The helicopters heated the lunch by putting it on a hot engine. Since this had to stop and land (slow down) the word brake came into use. Well, since helicopters sometimes fell... Moreover, sometimes they failed under the ground, after some time this word came to the miners, and then broke up in other non-helicopter environments...

Many do not know, but helicopters have existed on earth since the creation of the world. The church hides, but it is already known that God created Adam, Eve and with them the helicopter. The truth is why the helicopter was expelled from heaven together with its ancestors is unknown. Per this helicopter played the role of a snake and fed Eve with apples. If he was then wearing a flight suit with a mask, then he could well be confused with a flying. Since the helicopter did not have a pair, he had to reproduce by partenogenesis, and he reproduced so successfully that already in the Middle Ages the traces of his descendants can be traced by studying folk folklore. All these dragons, the Hornets, the Movement birds were actually helicopters on their helicopters. At the time, their partenogenesis was already considered a shameful remnant of the past, and in addition to sheep and cows for food, they abducted girls. By the middle of the twentieth century, the population of helicopters increased so much that they had to move to a legal position and join the ranks of humanity. So the brake from the helicopter slang and got into our lives.
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