This is:

I drive without a car. Recently I got into a small car accident - I had to brake in the detector. The DPS car followed, naturally stopped. Inspector (A): The whole of himself? Can I go to the hospital?
I: No, thank you, it’s okay.
Okay... let’s take a look at your papers.
I was fucking...
2nd (from the car): What, did you decide with us?

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It’s a pity that you didn’t break up, fool. Because of such wickedness on the road, normal people die, shit.