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 25.09.2013
You are late for a couple of hours. Here, the girls were invited to the Italian dinner of anyone - gender and age does not matter, according to them.
ZZZ: And the candidates guessed that dinner would be at their expense?
XXX: Well in the announcement was "there are products for the Italian dinner". We consulted here and decided that they had a pack of pasta and water in the crane.
XXX: For any girl is very important to be able to present yourself beautifully. I’t think it would be so nice to say that I have a pack of pasta and you come to visit with your buckle.
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