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 28.09.2013
Shortly and for the first time.
A friend told me. He works in GIBDD and somehow on duty he stops the machine for a violation (which is not important). Driving a very pleasant woman. Presented as required.
I violated the ‘point’.
She asks:
What threatens me?
He is:
One to two times dead.
And she doesn’t see a murmur, but in her mouth it was heard... and she says embarrassed:
“You know, I don’t mind at all... but my husband is sleeping on the back seat.
A friend is half...
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