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 30.09.2013
Not mine, but I liked it. Really romantically.

Today in the roadtrip a guy made a proposal to the girl))) I took part in this.
In short, I’m sitting in the road in the VDNC area, and there’s a guy who explained some strategy to everyone. When I went in, he said, “Girl, you’ll help me if it’s not difficult.” Naturally I agreed.
It was planned as follows: when his chosen woman sits, he will give us a signal (honestly, I have no idea where he knew that she would be sitting at this time and in that road, well, okay), and we will start doing our own business (listening to music, looking out the window, reading a book), saying beautiful words... and he will end up on the back of the seat with flowers.
And here she enters... sits behind the driver... and here begins the fairy tale... The guy-passenger, playing in the phone, says loudly: "You know, he recently realized that it was you that he had been waiting for all his life... it is with you he wants to meet old age" (and here the grave silence, the girl laughs, thinking, "what idiot?!) And then the driver continued, "He so wants you to give him a son, it is you...", and then a few more people, and came to me! I looked out the window and said, “He doesn’t want to lose you, Yule. Separating even for a minute, he is already missing you... he can't imagine his life without you ".. the girl has already blinked, because it has reached her... and here the guy stands up, approaches her, stands on one knee, well, and you understand what words he is saying to her... my heart was so wildly beating, as if I had an offer... ahah
And she, being in shock for 20 seconds, replied, “I agree. You are such an idiot. How I love you...”

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