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 01.10.2013
You speak of the Sberbank and the Post of Russia, but there is an institution even more meaningless and ruthless - the military commission.
I came there once, after a night shift at nine in the morning.I approach the guard and say: I am in 106 offices. She looked at me closely and said: 106 out of ten.
Nothing to do, I stand and wait. She is in her eyes all the time. In any case, I clarified that it was the 106th cabinet on my question.
And here the long-awaited ten hours, I approach the window with my passport, and here they give me:
106 is not available today.
I’ve never been so close to killing a man.
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