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 01.10.2013
by laugh_with_me
Mask for the beauty of the face
First, she is terrible. As if you smash anfas with PVA glue, and then fall on a forest floor, where the shit and the tree tree.
Second, the next three minutes of life are unforgettable. The mask burns, and it’s not a speech figure.
If you complete such a piece of wadewe, you can get a crowd of uncontrolled berzers. They will attack mentally with screams of ‘Let Me Go, Miracle Grass!’ and ‘Here’s She, Here’s The Cosmetic of My Dreams—Gra-I-I-I-I-I-Jaz!’; to run past the enemy, to jump into the fountain, and to be blissfully washed. These, you know, are the pigeons of the world from the landing.
Third, the tool will surely have to taste the grimers of horror films. Because a) looks awful b) the actor will very likely run and roar like a beaten messerschmitt.
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