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 02.10.2013
Wife tells about how girls can frame a pair:
Yes, you don’t know how girls change when they see that you’ve paid a little attention to them.
R: They can wrap you around your finger, they can wrap all the money out of you, even if they don’t need you.
M: I know about it.
Q: How do you know?
M: I also had a mom, those moms whose girls are teaching their daughters how to turn men, and those moms whose boys are teaching boys how not to fall on female tricks.
I want a girl.
M: Fuck you, you’re going to be teaching the boy!

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