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 06.10.2013
I decided to bomb at night. I sit down with a group of drunken boys of hollow character. One of them, according to their dialogue, is not local:

Who is in the central square?
2: (proudly and exaltedly) Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
3: You are fucking. Lenin is there!
You are fucking yourself! His clique was just like that!
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