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 07.10.2013
I cross this morning the crossroads on the green lighting signal, on the road a small blockage and the machines bar on the principle of "red ours, green common". To me on the left under a red toyota with a sign "U" on the roof. I, not thinking for a long time, touch the right mirror of the car, the car brakes and then next to it rushes through the chain another 2!I am in shock from this without looking back I accelerate the step and drop the spark, but hearing a scream in the back "Stand b@i!" I move on to run. Having succeeded, I came to the conclusion:
1st Observe the lighting signs.
2nd Keep the distance.
I - Decepticons 3:0 (because he is not good)
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