I remembered a long history. It was back in student years and it was my first presence at a cavity surgery. Our group went for a review of the abdominal cavity due to the rupture of the rectum by a dull object. On the operating table lay a woman, whom her husband, along with her companion, entertaining her (a good family member) pushed into the anal hole. Since such case studies do not happen every day, all doctors who could have come to see the operation. And of course everyone started to remember "your own similar case". To the poor whispering surgeon, the surgical nurse carefully wiped his tears.
I remembered the story of one doctor: "A patient came to me with a complaint about a foreign body in the rectum. In excitement, he pushed a phone into his ass. I don’t remember how it’s called, but the point is that you have to look at it like a tube and see the picture. I enter the rectoscope, I look, and Gagarin looks at me from the ass!"Then everyone broke through, and the surgeon shouted: "It’s all from here, or I’ll cut it off!" The curtain...