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 13.10.2013
To all of you:

to this:

From the website of sale b/u car:
Hello and urgently!!! I sell the car due to need (unexpected wedding - repayment of the loan)
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An unexpected wedding...

When your girlfriend suddenly flies and refuses to do an abortion, a lot of unexpected things start to happen to you)))))

As the children. I am not tired of being surprised. When you’re crying without a condom, what do you hope for? Of course, for not getting pregnant. But even the last dumb piece and trick must realize that someday she will still get pregnant. Not today, but tomorrow. Are you ready to become fathers? No is? So instead of a bowl of jaggy or beer, take a prefix.
It didn’t hurt, and it did not hurt at all. It just surprises. and amusing.
Source: http://bash.im
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