I snorted with my wife in the evening, snorted me about higher education, I inst. has never finished. In the morning I go out to smoke on the staircase cage, and the larvae in the door broke, I remained in some shorts and boots, the street is raining, it is cold... I called the door, I decided to knock my wife, I said, “Go into the apartment, take your diploma in your left hand, in the right crucifix and save me!” After a couple of minutes I hear back coming from the door: "I dropped the screwdriver from the kitchen window, no diploma - work with your hands!"