from youtube reply to a comment from "dismissed cellular employee":

I used to work in a pipe factory, but I was fired because I was buried. So I want to tell you about my secret secret. You do this: From workshop number 2 through the hallway, go to the toilets and turn to the right. There there? On the left side of the door there will be a closet. You open the closet number 16, you pull the rope, the pad is opened, and there - the WOW! The vodka!
I’m not saying this for personal gain, but to make everyone swell.
It works 100% on all people.