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 12.08.2008
Amy’s son was born on Friday.
In the morning, he first went to the accounting office, pulled someone out of place and started to upload a photo of the newborn. Immediately there were women around, and one of them asked the original question:
Daniel, how much does he weigh?
Admin, not breaking his eyes from the photo, with tears of joy and pride replied:
16 meters of scratch.
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