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 21.10.2013
from ZH:
They took a man to the infectious hospital, to whom the mother-in-law came to visit with a cake. The cake man grabbed in one pot (woman - on a diet, the child is still not given sweets, the father-in-law, which is interesting - refused).
After six hours, the man felt a mess, and then the whole house felt it. The cake was delayed for two weeks.
It was hard to put the vein, so dehydrated.
We go, we turn the wheel from thirty kilometers to the hospital.
The man cries, we try to entertain him with his conversations.
The top phrase was said by the driver: "Men, but you will always have something to remember now!"
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