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 22.10.2013
The real story. It was a week ago. A friend went to rest with his father for a week in Spain.
The next day, they got drunk, went up to their hotel floor and confused the rooms. A man and a grandmother are on the threshold. It seemed to us that someone was breaking into their room to steal things. The man was broken, the lady called local cops. They were taken to the local KPZ before investigation. They spent the night there.
The lawyer of the victim arrived. I began to find out – who are they? from where? Didn't the wife of the victim pay them for the punishment of her husband on the subject of betrayal?
My friend doesn’t speak Spanish, but my father knew... talked to a lawyer. It became clear that they drunk broke into a local deputy who came to the hotel to have fun with his mistress.
Father and son were released from the KPZ without charges. Each receives 2 euros for silence. A friend called to work, which takes another week at his expense :)
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