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 25.10.2013
In the car, I sleep in the parking lot behind the wheel. Passengers in the back seat:
Maybe he is dead? Zombies have been driving us for a week.
Now he’ll turn around and start eating us.
Then I will be him!
A zombie, he is dead.
Then I will be in you, and he will think that I am mine and will not touch you.
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