The Way of Bob

I recently filmed bobs. According to the plot, Bober had to run through the frame, take a book in his legs, start leaving and depicting reading. We immediately told the customer that we would try very hard to find readers, but most likely there were not so many. I love my job because you always find something new. You can’t say no to the customer, because we’re professionals. So we said that we must look for it and we started looking. Zoos, theatres of animals and trainers. And everyone said to us, “Are you in your mind? Bobs are not trained. And even if they give up, it takes months to get them to read.” We had a shot in a week, but we were still looking. And by the end of the third day, a solemn administrator appears at the door of the office, whispered by the wind and the bubbles, who says that there is one private barbecue in the Moscow suburbs, which he found, and even made a small video there. In this video, the bobber on the command "Started!" ran into the frame, took a book in his legs and began to list it. It turns out, in this barbecue sometimes small performances for children and there is just such a concert number. We were delighted and sent a video to the client. We were filled with joy, excitement and pride. The answer comes, “No. It is a dark bobber. He has a strange tail. You need to look for a lighter beaver and a larger. We remind you that the footage is soon and please hurry. In three days, only one buffer came from you, we counted on options.” As you know, they are not looking for Bob Bob. The producer sat down to write the answer, but always wiped out the first line, because every time he started with the question: “Are you about it?” So we said that we must look for it and we started looking. We call the barber and clarify the presence of lighter reading barbers with beautiful tails (preferably larger). We’re told, “You’re about it?” not because they’re unprofessional, but just normal people.
Sometimes, when there is a meeting with the customer, you want to turn on the video mode on the phone and say, "Don't contact, don't pay attention, please continue." Put it on YouTube and collect a hundred million views per minute.
When it became clear that in the whole world there is only one reading bobber (and that, unfortunately, dunkwatt, dunkwatt and tail is not that), then the next stage of contact schizophrenia began: "Let's paint the bobber!" The colors were named to attract the aunt: young Japanese cherry and juicy shaten. In my life, there was a time when the client did not like black spots on white dogs. Called the artist on makeup who painted the truffle (!!!) and, applied to the dog, applied spots of the desired shape (the shape of the spots was affirmed for a week). It is possible to make a juicy shade of beaver, of course. It is not difficult to imagine the bobra color of a young Japanese cherry. But it’s absolutely impossible to imagine #Uya.
Sometimes there is no strength for anything. And I want to say, "Sorry, you couldn't put your neck in my hand and start to swell it sharply excessively so that I could suffocate you, or there was absolutely no strength left to even kill you." After leaving the painting of the bobber, we argued a little more about attaching another tail to him. And they persuaded to feed the beaver until it becomes fatter and bigger, because there is still a day before the shootings, it will not have time to spread. After all, if there is nothing human left in you, you can fill the bobra with seam, but he will not then read and run. During the shooting, everyone was waiting for a commentary that Bobber should read out loud. Better with expression. And what does he have to read?