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 01.11.2013
I listened to the conversation today. I go from the subway to the house in a hurry, but I still manage to catch two girls... One is definitely a girl, and the other is more like a fat ball. They are actively discussing something, well, I warm my ears. The conversation was like this:
D (girl No.1): No, and I’m here to do that?
Shar, she’s the girl number two: “Yes, no, just ask Max.
Q: Ask yourself what you can’t do yourself? I think it was he, he was in the woods and could calmly.
Q: Yes, I have already asked...
D: With unfailing interest. – Well what?
Sh: Yes, I said you kissed me, but someone else fucked you.
Source: http://bash.im
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