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 03.11.2013
Kabbalah

I learned a new word.
by Kabbalah! (Touching the last letter)
Cabdade is something like a cappuccino, but of the female kind and more intensely.
I knew another word. It was called a consortium.
The consortium is the same as the cabdade, but from the English group. That is, anxiety, concern, caution, fear.
The word consortia has been taught by advertising agencies with which I often make videos.
For example, on the site they say: “Agency in the consortium.” That means there are doubts. In other words, the agency has some small cabbage.
The agency, as I noticed, is in the state of a permanent consortium. For example, a woman with perfect hands was chosen for three weeks for one role. I needed a frame in which women's hands pull out of the Russian oven hot in pots. The agency did not leave the consortium. All hands crossed. Are there perfect joints between the flanks of the fingers? Are the nail plates so good? I was called at three o’clock at night with clarificing questions: “What is the name of the actress who has a slightly curved left hand? Larionova or Fedorova?” and I knew it was Potapova. Invited a special master of manicure with the entire palette of lacquer. The manicure cost 15,000 rubles. Then began the real concierge. Choose a dress with the right length of sleeve. Then they thought: will the brick color of the sleeve argue in the frame with the color of clay pots? And during the shooting, they realized that a woman cannot pull out hot hot hot with her naked hands. At this point, a small cabbage began. Therefore, they gave the actress a grip in her hands, put on huge gloves-gloves and normally removed.
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