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 08.11.2013
SMS exchange with a girlfriend
X: Do you want me to come to you?
Y: Where is it?
x to you)
Y: is it now?: *
X is not)
X: In principle someday
Y: And what will we do??? and :)
X: And guess from five times))
Drink the tea ?
H to H)
Y: I’m not sure what you’ll do, you’re all too gentle for me :R
X: Oh you didn’t see me drinking tea, from the cup straight pieces fly away!
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