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The Girl with Vesla ***



Anecdote instead of epigraph

Father and son look at the rover under the circus dome.

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the uncle fall?

Father: And you see, he has such a big stick in his hand. For her he and

It holds!

What if the stick falls?? to

Father: How will she fall if he holds her so tightly!! to



Preamble

My friend Yashi has a wonderful girlfriend Lidochka! The athlete,

Komsomolka and just beautiful! One disadvantage is shameful.

She was especially afraid to meet her parents.

Yasha and Lidochki at first the relationship went rough, Yasha mom drank off-the-job

Corvalol, and Lida was worried not without reason. This girl will go.

The story itself...



History itself

One summer morning, my husband and I went to the lake.

I was riding a canoe. The weather is clear, the mood is great!

On the way back, they met Lidochka, tried the land, and... so it happened,

Near the house of Yash.

And then Yasha shows firmness - I will introduce you to my parents, and

All here! None of Lydina’s excuses are accepted “what, you’ll stay alone”

How stupid is it to sit in the car in the parking lot?”

We dispose of travel items, salvage vests, wheels and go home. by Lydia

A real stupid, but she gathered the last strength in the fist and slow.

Panic runs behind us. I decided a little bit.

In a joke he said, “You know, with empty hands you can’t.

“Take it, here’s the veil!” To my surprise, Lida did not smile.

laughed, and silently grabbed the veil with two hands and with crazy

My eyes climbed to the door. (I agree that the hose for canoe is plastic)

and very easy)



So, the painting with oil: Yasha with a proudly raised head and a smile: "Dad,

“Mommy, this is Lida, we’re going to drink coffee now!” Not entering the house.

a girl, and a flower, so cute, in a dress, on heels, and with such

Beautiful yellow beads in your hands.



“Well, go to the kitchen,” mother invited, and Lidochka, excitedly

Smiling, he goes into the kitchen with the same WESLOM in his hands and sits at the table.



My friend has a very intelligent mother, she couldn’t ask a mess.

the question about such an interesting accessory, so it was limited to: "Lidochka, and

“Did you swim in the boat?” To which Lydia answered simply:

“No – no, not at all” and grabbed the veil even stronger!



Well, here we drink coffee: I, Yasha, Yasha mom, amazing coffee service,

and Lidochka in a full stupor, with a cup of coffee in one hand and WESLOM in

The other. As my mother said, she was surprised, but nothing.

Maybe it’s so fashionable now? by : )



And here, I, who could no longer contain the laughter, say, “Lida, you

You know, in general, I was joking about the veil. You were not

I should have taken him home!” It was as if she had awakened from

half-deaf state, and could only whisper: "What else

“Weslo?”



For the next five minutes I ran around the house in order not to get a topic from Ledocka.

It hurt my face, and everyone laughed, shit!

In general, as they say, the acquaintance was very successful!!! to



c) Oshestak