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 13.11.2013
He when he met a girl-veterinary, she stated that he was ugly and far from his cat - by the name of Count Zeppelin, in the common people of Puzo - to obesity.
WOW: And what then?
The guy was not confused and approached the matter as a real engineer: he wrapped a cat’s bowl with a scotch to his radio-controlled T34-85 and made the animal remember that it was a predator.
WOW: And what then?
Well, the cat lost weight, but the girl, when she saw the tank fitness picture, stated that the guy is ugly and thick.
WOW: And what then?
HHH: And I fell from him, knocking the door.
Here is the straw!
It is natural, camaraderie. However! The guy did not stay in the print: now he meets with the girlfriend of that green-pieced - a yoga instructor! - who considered his method of raising a cat worthy of a real man))
WOW: The wicked one!
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