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 13.11.2013
"Now, my dear, the little girl has swallowed, I will only take a bath, I will bathe it, I will change my pyjamas, I will dry my hair, I will wash my cribs, I will remove the bed and wall from the cockroaches, I will put down the rabbit, I will put down the valerian cribs and fairy tales.

Woman, you are so energetic... Any mom would wash the child under the crane, rub the dirt, which can not be left until the morning, and in a minute would already sleep in an embrace with the baby...
You just need to have a couple more children, or you will explode.
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