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 14.11.2013
by JJ
A few minutes ago, a child on a three-wheeled bike crashed into my sick leg.
and his probably father, trying to catch him so that he does not fall,
Whether it is to pull me away sooner, or is it too late to prevent the clash?
I stumbled, fell, overturned a child with a bicycle and hit my leg with my head!
It was so painful and unexpected.
That my body reacted faster than I could think.
And with a sharp stroke he crossed the unhappy parent in the head.
Wrapped in a plastic bag with a branched sausage, which he held in his right hand.
And, finally, the final: the roaring child jumped to the shaken and trying to get up.
And shouting, “I’ll tell my mom,” he nodded his foot. The Pizzeria.
Two minutes later, they apologized to each other. Except the child.
When the man told him to apologize to his uncle,
The child also insulted me and told me what he would tell his mother.
The fucking shit. Do not walk in the streets. There is dangerous.
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