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 15.11.2013
From the automotive forum, the point is preserved:

Keckdown at NEVO works like this:

*Pulled by press *
ABU: Hey, DPS, what do we have there?
DPDZ: 7% opening, taxim...
EBU: Servo propulsion, atcryping of the slide at 100%
Servo drive: the screw on the M12 allows you all to fly, EURO4 does not allow.
ABU: Are you foolish? We can’t jump out into that hole!
Servo drive: Okay, okay...
1st Lambda: You have shrunk!? to
The Robo-Acc : A Who is here?
ABU: AAAAAAA!!! We are not passing!!! to
Safety pillows: do not shoot, if the driver is attached to the belt - we will shoot.
ROBO-ACPP: * with fear, a couple of seconds thinking, friend 3*
VTEC: is it scary?)))))))))))))))))) I can open my eyes ?
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