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 16.11.2013
No, you do not understand!
I go out of the apartment to the entrance - there is a crowd, and Heidi Klum announces that those who win the salad contest will be given a supermarket. And here we, Nastia and some vanilla, in the first team with three salads, go down in the elevator. Suddenly, a loud communication announces an additional condition - there should not be an olive, and we have one salad - just an olive. We find a simple recipe from strawberries and coloured cabbage, allegedly all this can be groomed out of the house, but what to do? Per Fairy - it will be beautiful, but suddenly they will try? The elevator runs up to the 1st floor and here the alarm calls.
Well, dish yourself – how could I get up! I will take the team!!! to
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