Direct banking
A lady calls the bank and with a loud voice reports that the ATM "eated" her card. Find out which bank. It turns out that this ATM is disconnected because it is put on repair, and it can not "eat" the card - the cartoucher of the non-working ATM is blocked by a special metal curtain. It is almost impossible to lift the curtain. This is me and I explain.
It is true, the voice agrees. I tried – I can’t do it. So I decided to put the card where the money comes from.
The show is also closed with curtains. I tell her.
Again, the interlocutor agreed. I took a nail stick and raised it.