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 19.11.2013
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Shurupchik: See, the child on the question of where I appeared must either say the truth and corrupt it, or lie to him, and feel like a scapegoat speaking to children.
“Well, put yourself on a bed with cabbage and tell the truth, cha.
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To me, on the quite natural question “where did I come from?” the father told a remarkable story from the course of biology about the fertilization of a female egg by a male sperm, the process of division, etc. The question of where they came from and how they met did not arise, because this was quite enough) overall: I answered the pure truth, never corrupting it) and the next day, already in the kindergarten, I gave a lecture on this topic)
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