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 22.11.2013
by Rostov.ru:
The acquaintance today sent (it has a grand vitara three-door)

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I go, it is already dark. Behind me, some shit with such an evil xenon in the tail that I can’t see anything at once. I burst under the nose of the curse, I lean forward, so that the mirrors do not hit my eyes, quietly lowering the speed in front of the light. The hernia is rebuilt in the left row and stretches 1 car forward, it turned out, whether the priora is down, or something else, with the corresponding contingent behind the wheel and on the passenger.
I crawl the tail, and here I am. I rebuild behind him, wrinkle anti-nebula and distant. >: The person includes an accident. My car is high, his low, now all my illumination shines in his face from all the mirrors. I ignore the accident by turning on the TP mode. It is green, the man is not going anywhere. I squeeze my shoulders, I smile, I am not in a hurry. There is an angry signal in the back. There was nowhere to go, I went forward. In short, I drove him another 20 meters to the ring, and I turned it off there to not disturb others.

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One thing is sad - usually such sperm have absolute brain elasticity, and they cannot re-moralize.
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