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 16.08.2008
I came to Germany for practice, I live in a private hotel. I didn’t have empty bottles during the cleaning. Everyone is washed, dust is raised everywhere, and bottles are left. I got it off, and I went out for the reception. They began to explain that they are so accepted here, in all the shops they accept bottles and all themselves give up because of the savings of funds. I naturally did not believe them, but the next day I decided to find out in the store. It turns out that if you buy a box of beer and then hand it over, then the beer costs half the price!!!! Well, I think I will now divorce the Germans. Beer and so cheap (15 rubles. There is a bottle, and there is a discount!! I bought 2 boxes, barely getting them home, a week enjoying a beer - crap. I drank the last bottle and decided to go after work and give it over. I return to the hotel after work, and the room was cleaned - again everything was washed, cleaned and the bottle is NOT!?!?!? On the table of the note: They apologize for not carrying the bottles, they must punish the maid for her negligence of work and that they will always clean them!!!!!! There was a bottle in another box... Well, no cock, right?
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