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 26.11.2013
After visiting the island of Petra, actress Angelina Jolie was so impressed by its beauty that she decided to buy it as a gift to her husband for the 50th anniversary.
The heart-shaped island is located near the coast of the United States north of New York. Its cost is about $20 million.

Bakhmat25.11.2013, 13:57
Jolie, buy my husband’s damn Octavia tour, I just sell it for 400 t.p. A penny car.
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