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 16.08.2008
A friend told me.

It happened 10 years ago.

He bought a car, a Toyota, we drank a little and went with a girlfriend.

to ride. And there followed him the haishnuts, and let him stumble from them.

I went to the private sector and let’s go, he says, if they are in UAZIK, then

I will break. And then the landlords came to them in the city, and on the turn.

When I saw what kind of car they were chasing, I realized that they didn’t strike.

and stopped.

As always divorce for money, he gave five hundred rubles and broke up in peace.



A month passes and they invite him to a celebrity.

My birthday, I don’t remember now. There was a man, as it turned out.

Later, let’s tell you how they are in the private sector.

Toyota was chased, and she was trying to get away. In the end she

stopped and a partner struck from the driver two hundred rubles, on the stallion

The Brother. A friend asks, and what number, and which car, and which number, and

He understands what they say about him.

So I gave him five hundred rubles.

and pause.

Here is the fool!! to
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