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 28.11.2013
I slept with a girl tonight, not being protected. Monthly very soon, tomorrow or afternoon.
The first time it was okay, I pushed and finished, but the vagina was very sticky. Could I end up not noticing it?
And why else can she be so lipid?
A lot of sweets are eaten here and the vagina slipped.
zzz: well from what it can be glue))) Yes, the bees settled there and the honey is stored inside))
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