Eyes of Staff:

The candidate fell asleep during the interview. As an excuse, he said that he came back from the night shift and didn’t have time to sleep. And when he woke up, he began to talk about his Siberian cat, who scattered his neighbor’s pudel. The comrades did not take this work, but he then left a few times on the reception for me photos of his cat. Please place them on the desk.

All in the hole, terrible. Please look at the workbook. He said, “No, I’m starting my life with a clean sheet. Then he pulls a chicken egg out of his pocket and says, “This is a surprise for you. Take me to work, I’ll show you a lot of surprises.”

A candidate calls the agency.
I say, come tomorrow, let’s meet, let’s talk more in detail.
I am married!
It is wonderful! The purpose of our acquaintance is completely different.
Absolutely serious tomorrow, right? Should I shave?
You can wash at the same time.
and well.